Sara - Ah my beloved CS.  I love my CS!  But I want to put the turkey in the oven!  *sad face* Great trip to DC, my college, and Woodland Beach with Karen!  I will always remember our little roadtrips as well as our big ones (VA/Baltimore, King of Prussia, DE/DC, Keymar, etc.)!  I'm so sorry that I broke your bed!  After sex!  Bitte bitte gib mir gift.  Graduation Party Time!  You know that you enjoyed your conversation with Jesse.  Testamints!  Godiva chocolates and those little fuckers!  Fall Break fun at your house!  Everything in this room is eatable.  Even I'm eatable.  But that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is, in fact, frowned upon in most socities.  Lunch memories were the greatest especially last year and when Tanya spit all over me twice.  The clipboard!  King's dominion night!  Hier kommt die aufspringen After!  I think I just sold my wang.

Sam S. - Do that numa numa!  I will never EVER forget that!  I got to visit your college a mere few days ago and it was COLD!  Actually my balls almost fell off cuz I was wearing shorts!  That's right Jerry and Newman needed some scarves or something, ANYTHING!  I loved watching you roll your balls over again and again this summer, talk about an erection...  Never forget the only class that we had together four years ago!  Do you miss Jake?  Always remember our lunch conversations this past year, they were the best!

Karen - I love you hun!  Thanks for all of those wonderful roadtrips that you included yourself in!  That beautiful picture of you and I walking down Woodland Beach in a romantic setting!  Lobster!  That one night at your house was so great!  Did anyone say whipped cream?  Cucumbers!  CAKE?  Ah, so many memories!  I will see you over Thanksgiving, lots of love until then!

Sarah - STOP SCREAMING!  I'm going to need hearing aids before the age of 20, damn.  King's Dominion was so great.  Let's drive this mother in!Thanks for pretty much always being the driver for our glorious random roadtrips.  York Galleria!  Lunch this past year was great, as well as our language classes!  My hero is Vlad Tepes!  Frenums and condoms!  Don't look left on the bus!  Blaring Mudvayne at Mobil!  Wonderful conversations at almost 9AM!  Addiction to Rammstein/German AHHH!  Another one from Taco Bell, for now anyway.  Drunkenness is bad.  8th period study halls!  Oops, I dropped my apple juice!  Did you spill Mountain Dew in the auditorium?  Outside during the graduation party!  Chasing me randomly and punching me randomly, oh wait I probably deserved them.  I love you!

Zach D.- HHB!  Ever since we met in 6th grade, it's been the best time imaginable.  We've been friends longer than almost everyone that I know.  Congratulations on your medals this year at chess and your contribution to out second place trophy at our last tournament.  New Years Party!  Programming!  Never forget lunch!  Remember our sleepovers ;-)

Jessie - Big Mama!  It was great times in homeroom our first three years of high school!  I do not enjoy balltapping!  I always seem to see you when I go back home for weekends, how strange?  Are you stalking me?  Enjoy life and I will hopefully see you again in November!

Abbi - Who's riding a zebra?  Why won't you buy me dinner?!  Thong....?  Credit card receipts, where?  Abbi would never be late for work, she's that responsible!  I love you Abbi!

James - CKE?  Wacko Jacko Crunch Bars?  "Imagine a joust between a Mongolian on a steppe horse with a lance and Hitler on a cow with a squirt gun.  I think Hitler has a chance!"  Something, something in the anus.  Another one of those Taco Bell people!  It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!  Two fist insertion there!  Good luck with life since you're starting the real life in December with your graduation from YCP!

Sheila - I will always be your boyfriend (note: I'm single, it's just a little thing between her and I)!  I remember the one time that you played with your balls for me and you were pretty damn good at it too.  You thought that I forgot about the broom?  Wrestling in the stock room was the best and I still think that I won!

Manders - I love you Manders!  It was great getting to know you since I was a very small child and when you molested me.  Sex on the monkey bars in elementary school was so orgasmic!  Government and Economics was tons of fun.  I'm sorry, but I still want your roommate so incrediably bad.  You have fun at Gettysburg College and I'll hopefully see you soon!

Alina - I haven't seen you since WalMart!  I hope you're enjoying college!  Remember: Always give a fart.... (You know the rest ;-)).  Don't drop anything!  Alini!  Slinky!  Wenus!  I will see you in December!

A.Monn - Well it looks as if we're stuck in college together...  Gotta love our bouncing anus conversations on boring Wednesday nights.  It's been great getting to know you for a very, very long time.  You and those swords.  The government shouldn't trust you with those.  The railroad tracks!  Sooksin! 

Justine - Gangster!  Wow, what a summer it was.  You dragging me down to cruise on Eisenhower, which I still don't understand why I did.  I'm very glad that you're very happy now and I'm sure it shall continue.  I will randomly see you sometime one of these weekends that I'm home!  "I've [Justine] got Justin up front!  It was very memorable for me now on that last fateful day that James was there and it was James, you, and I up front laughing hysterically.  That may have been the greatest fifteen minutes of my life.

Barb - Oh barbaric Barb!  Leaving the United States for Scotland, I'm so envious!  Well, I'd like to be in Germany right now personally.  Actually, I change that, I just want to be home.  Anywho, getting tired of all of the drunks yet?  That's what you get for going to college in Scotland.  Spaghetti is not cool and getting the Scots all spaghettied up is even less cool.  Next thing you know the French won't be eating bread and another French Revolution will occur.  I will not wear an orange shirt, unless you find a Rammstein one for me to wear.  I never knew that you are such a partier!

Sam O. - Where the hell should I start?  Condominium?  The parking lot at WalMart at about 1AM.  I hate labradores!  Our conversations until 3AM, or was it longer than that?  Our 'club' in elementary school!  I was Vice President???  Phew, I can't think that far back.  English class, freshman year with me in the corner.  Leaving me in high school all alone and naked with everyone laughing at me!

Charlotte - Penguins suck!  You're going to kill me for that one!  Great times in physics class!  Pens are evil!  Blood, ahhh!  Always never doing anything during labs.  Laughing at me was your pasttime, wasn't it?  Todd and I, sitting next to each other in class, bad idea?  Your sister and her friend scare me...

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