~*Sara*~

"I want to eat Nate’s hair. It looks tasty!" –Sara

"To the floor. NOW! *whipping sound*" –Sara to ZF

"You can come over and we can do it." –Sara (to Karen)

"Why am I still holding the phone? She already left. I guess I got too lazy to take it off." –Sara

"Would you like some Grey Poupon with your sperm spread and crackers?" –Sara

"That’s why I don’t play with tall people, they have… long extensions." –Sara

"Let’s get back to me in the front and you in the back!" -Sara (to Karen)

"Who’s smoking whose nipples?" –Sara

"He’ll die when I have him!" –Sara

"Have sex, win chess!" –Sara

"Graham and I were wrestling on my bed because he wanted in my drawers and the only way I could keep him out was to get on top. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!" –Sara

"I’m sure it’s a two-way because it goes in and out." –Sara

guinevere395 (8:41:13 PM): *runs around the room chanting 'I have Sarah's pants!'*

"I can keep going and going like the Energizer bunny, but I don’t want to exhaust you." –Sara

"We lost a bus dammit… Janet I love you." –Sara

"The action on the bus goes up and down, up and down, up and down. The action on the bus goes up and down all through the night." –Sara

"I need some assistance kind sir!" –Sara

"Her ass looks familiar." –Sara

"Gimme more buck for my bang!" -Sara

~*Cory*~

"I have to take a giant piss." –Cory

"I have a raging hard-on." –Cory

"I can eat a pregnant female moose." –Cory

"I need to have sex just to warm up." –Cory

"A fork between a king and a queen should be called a spoon!" –Cory

"I really like your center." –Cory

"Everything's so hot and juicy. I just can't control my hands anymore." –Cory

"Daddy like elephants!" –Cory

"I will secure the little black box!" –Cory

"Daddy no like. Daddy dislike!" -Cory

"You have D-sized nuts?! Woah, I have a friend who has D-sized nuts!" –Cory

"It was my personal meat, not our meat!" –Cory

"Karen is the biggest threat to Graham in taking of Sara." –Cory

"You want to jump on my ship? There’s a lot of seamen!" –Cory

"I’m laying it out all on the table just for you." –Cory

"My leg’s losing its spunk!" –Cory

"You can double up my rooks anytime." –Cory

"Centimeter by centimeter, I’m getting it out of you." –Cory

"I only stick things in pink things." –Cory

"I like when things blow me." –Cory

"Hi, I’m erect!" –Cory

"Milk can help prevent stress fractures and broken boners." –Cory

"I don’t have to do anything. I can just stay at home and jack off all night." –Cory

"We must take over the King’s Dominion infrastructure and plant Motograter in it!" –Cory

"She knows all my special spots down to the last drop." –Cory (about Sarah)

"Look at this indent in my crotch!" –Cory

"It didn’t move up like it normally does, it went down!" –Cory

"If I wanted to watch that much action, I’d watch a fuckin’ porno!" –Cory

"I have his name on my thing." –Cory

"Sara left her mark on my window last night." –Cory

"She had a back view and I had a side view." –Cory

"Did you hear me at the York Galleria? It was my biggest one ever!" –Cory

"Are you panting? You’re a little bitch aren’t you?" –Cory

*cat sounds* "Sorry, my pussy got active." –Cory

"I like knocking myself up randomly." –Cory

"She’s banging her head against my console." –Cory (about me)

"Don’t get my yearbook wet. I’m already as wet as I want to be." –Cory

"I’m ‘in-her-resting’." -Cory

"I heard the word vagina and it caught my attention." –Cory

"I was watching a show for an hour about vaginas and now I’m completely comfortable with my vagina." –Cory

"My hole’s thickening." –Cory

"Hi. I need gas for my penis. Do you have a thing this big so I can fill her up?" –Cory

"I forgot I had my virginity." –Cory

"That’s right! The old people were looking at us when we were blowing Mudvayne." –Cory

"Gimme more bang for my buck!" –Cory

"Let’s waste five seconds before pulling out." –Cory

"I’m a dude, so I’m gonna have to spell the alphabet with my tongue." -Cory

"my aunt's cat's name was tipsy, I really loved her pussy." -Cory

"I'm only wearing one sock, its just enough to cover everything up" -Cory

~*Grahamcracker*~

"My superpower would be cheese-vision so I can turn anything into cheese!" –Jeremy

"I am weather girl. Bow down to me!" –Grahamcracker

"I’m behind Mr. Love 100%!" -Grahamcracker

"Until this year Jackie had to put up with all the perverted men on the chess team and now she has you. Oh wait, you’re just like a perverted man." –Grahamcracker

"I usually have it sucked down by now." –Grahamcracker

"Will Steve from the Electronics department please come to Electronics?" –Graham

"Hello Newman, I’m Jerry. Yeah um, I don't know what’s going on, but we're under here under this big red thing called the Country Kitchen. *laughs* So if you want to come try to meet us for lunch then you can, it's right next to the big blue Shockwave. We had to get out of line. It's a big red building, Country Kitchen, me and Miller. I'll see ya later *girl screams* Bye." –Graham

"I don’t have it anymore. I lost it to Zach." -Graham

~*Zach D.*~

"Far away,

In Never, Never land,

Where the rainbows never cease,

And little people play all day,

And never grow old." -Zach D.

"Give it to me, NOW!" –Zach D.

"Quick Jeremy, explode!" -Zach D.

"The king of the Yeties is the almighty fruitcake!" –Zach D.

"It's like an explosion in my mouth." -Zach D.

"I'm sexy all over. My sexiness makes the scribbles sexy." -Zach D.

"I may look like a nerd, but I'm a coordinated nerd!" -Zach D.

"Just jab that in there Fuhrman." –Zach D.

"Zach, I know we’re really good friends, but you’re getting a little too close!" –Zach D.

"I want to graduate in your pants." –Zach D.

~*Karen*~

"I’ve been in your bedroom plenty of times!" –Karen to Me

"He's about this big now. When you take him out of your pocket he grows and when you put him back, he'll shrink." –Karen

"Do people watch you guys or do you just sit in a room and play with yourselves?" –Karen

"I reach around the foot rest just to grab Zach." –Karen

"Don’t make me inhale the damn thing." –Karen

"Zach, stay straight!" –Karen

"It’s big, it’s there, I’m grabbing it!" –Karen

"Your chest saved my life!" –Karen

"That doesn’t happen in our sleepovers. At our sleepovers we have whipped cream, motion lotion, and cucumbers!" -Karen

~*Zach F.*~

"My truck’s really big and can haul big loads." –Zach F.

"Drawing…it’s like an expansion of the mind." –Zach F.

"I’m smart, I’m strong, I’m big." –Zach F.

"I'm an idiot!" -Zach F.

"I'm king of the Yeties and Sasquatches!" -Zach F.

"I'm the lost link between humans and Sasquatches." -Zach F.

"No girl in this world can get the full pleasure of my boner! (it’s THAT big)" –Zach F.

~*Sarah*~

"Kinky masturbation in the bushes with the chickens and the turkeys!" –Sarah

"The moos on the bus go ‘round and ‘round, ‘round and ‘round, ‘round and ‘round. The moos on the bus go ‘round and ‘round all the way to McDonalds!" –Sarah

"You gotta lube it up before you stick that son of a bitch in!" –Sarah

"Sorry I keep fondling with it. It was right there!" –Sarah

"Look mommy, it wags!" –Sarah

"Hold me… like when we were back on Naboo." –Sarah

"I lost my voice to scream for you Cory." –Sarah

"In the back you get thrown around; in front you get the full view." –Sarah

"You moved it just as I was about to go in!" -Sarah

~*Sam*~

"I stabbed Sarah’s toasty brown bun!" –Sam

"He needs new batteries. He died halfway through." –Sam

"Eww... I'm all wet." –Sam

"Do you want to go in deeper?" –Sam

"Get white stuff on his jacket before prom, how could you?!" –Sam

"Sara has more talent in her left nut than those other people." –Sam

"I came in contact with myself." –Sam

"I’m going to go run around naked in my lawn and see if anybody does anything about it." –Sam

"You’re under oath, so spill!" –Sam

"His thing twitches. Is it broken?" –Sam

"You did not spill enough, I need more!" –Sam

"It was easier after we started doing it." –Sam

"It’s a blue Popsicle! It’s salty on the outside, sugary on the inside and if you suck on it, it tastes like blueberries!" –Sam (about Graham)

"It's about time Cory started putting out for us." –Sam

"I threw away Jake, the hand-me-down crank." –Sam

"Sara, what were you thinking about?! You had this big ass grin on your face!" –Sam

"I want to be a part of this killing!" -Sam

"Jeremy is not here so I can pull as much as I want!" –Sam

"Are they really both in there? Regular and peanut butter?!" –Sam

"He was in my drawers, but I had to take him out because I had to clean them." –Sam

"I just felt like pounding the keyboard." –Sam

"I got head!" –Sam

"I wasn’t sleeping, I was taking a very long blink." –Sam

"I’m not looking, I’m just poking." –Sam

"This only applies to one person if you would like to know if its you ask and if I invite you into a chat it is not you but if I don't invite you sucks to be you...Times have changed and I have grown, but you are still a little boy and will remain that way until you accommodate from high school which I don't see happening. The only reason I continued to speak to you is because I felt sorry for you. After all this time I have become somnolent and uninterested with you and your immature ways. You think you are cool but you are not. To continue conversation with you will accomplish nothing, for you will never matriculate, as if you could, and the way things are going I don't see you finding an occupation either. So this is the end never inconvenience me or any of my acquaintances again." –Sam’s away message

"Did he just say, ‘Yes, my buns are spongy’?" –Sam

"We had a lot of sexual action today." –Sam

Sam ryoko: deep down i wish i was still talking to him cuz i keep thinking of new ways to screw with him but then i get over it

"Touch me deeply with your thing." -Sam

~*Family*~

"Sara, I have a boner to pick with you." –Grandma

"Whip it out and use it." –Grandma

"By that time you’ll be banging the volleyball." –Grandpa

"Maybe he’s got an extra long arm that pops out." –Grandma

"This Israeli molested my finger!" –Annette

""The Way" "You Spin Me Round" "Within You" "You Raise Me Up" to "A Whole New World."" –Mom (constructed a sentence out of song titles)

"The colonel is fabulous." -Mom

~*McFarland*~

"Brads are very sexual." –McFarland

"I find people who straddle chairs very alluring." –McFarland

"Take the bowl and pass it quickly." -McFarland

"Send him to the office. What a waste. I want to abuse him myself." -McFarland

"I see tripping in your future and not the kind you're thinking." -McFarland

"I think you all have cute tushes." -McFarland

"I now have high-speed as of yesterday. Oh, what a joy." –McFarland

"Eww, look, he’s twitching!" –McFarland

"All I can see is the fuzz from your hair." –McFarland

"I went to Munich where the sausages are long." *extends arms* -McFarland

"That constant pounding action is gonna make you shorter." –McFarland

"Oh, may the volcano god blow up your backyard!" –McFarland

"I’m not focused in all the right places." –McFarland

"Spew implies projectile vomiting. Vomit sounds civilized, to ralph in the toilet." –McFarland

"I’ve been thinking about it, long and hard." –McFarland

"If it feels good, do it." –McFarland

"B.Y.O.H. Bring your own heroine." –McFarland

"I like the crispy little ones, not the long ones that wiggle." –McFarland

"I paid for it, dammit, I’m gonna eat it!" –McFarland

"Crank it up, big boy!" -McFarland

"Oh! What a lovely selection of vegetables." –McFarland

"I’m a ramp roller." –McFarland

"Mrs. McFarland Dies. Daughter Survives with Credit Card." –McFarland

"I want to torture him." –McFarland

"You have to keep your seeds in one place." –McFarland

"You’re the highest group." –McFarland

"Torturing children is a perk." –McFarland

"Mom, I need a bigger backpack." –McFarland

"Stop! You’re driving me wacko!" –McFarland

"I hate to use the words ‘male member’ together in the same sentence." –McFarland

"I see fondle as something stationary. Both are going for it. Grabbing is a one-way street. Fondling goes both ways." –Mrs. McFarland

"Your ancestors were probably raped by Vikings. The Vikings were good at it." –Mrs. McFarland

"I’m fun, but I’m firm." –Mrs. McFarland

"Look how tight that puppy is!" -McFarland

"The last thing we are getting rid of is the oil to lubricate our machines." –McFarland

"I’m so stiff I can barely do it." –McFarland

"Mr. Miller is amazing. I was looking for his whistle." –McFarland

"Stay perky!" –McFarland

"He was amazing. He was quite a piece of work." –McFarland

"He lifted me up and bounced me about." –McFarland

"He’s huge with a big unit." –McFarland

"It takes a lot of maneuvering to get him out." –McFarland

"You’re a large unit. You should be able to get that thing out there." –McFarland

"The large blonde unit over there is Tyler." –McFarland

"CCIP." –McFarland

"You have the Huang, the Chang, and the Xi." –McFarland

"I’ve experienced Mike for two years now." –McFarland

"Oh, you just have a pole…. you don’t grow it?" –McFarland

"I can’t do it on command." -McFarland

~*Other Teachers*~

"I like ‘em clean." –Mr. Baker

"We’ll go and make out…" –Mr. Eyster (to Graham)

"It’s also known for it’s giant testicles." –Sensei

"Those ninth graders, they’re little fuckers!" –Mr. Colgan

"Screw the blood sugar, who cares, I just want those Godiva chocolates!" –Mrs. Monn

"I’m not going on any of those porno sites today." –Ms. Hershey

"Shove it all in your mouth immediately!" –Substitute

"Stick your butt out there. Don't be bashful!" -Mr. Miller

"Ooo! I’ll take Snickers. I’ll do a Snicker." –Mr. O’Brien

"I taught it in a closet before." –Sensei

"Throw in Lady Macbeth for some fun." –Mr. Love

"Did you ever have a time when someone picked up the phone and nobody answered? Ben’s going through that right now." –Mr. Null

"It might just be a fun thing to participate in." –Mr. Null

"I'm going to throw up another overhead." –Mr. Null

"Did you ever have a time when someone picked up the phone and nobody answered? Joe’s going through that right now." –Mr. Null

"Don’t whack it or bang it hard." –Mr. Miller

"You have to draw attention to the little ball so people can look at it." –Mr. Stone

"Not beating it down enough…" –Mr. Love

"Be careful not to double P." –Mr. Stone

"It’s a good thing boys who haven’t reached puberty yet aren’t in this building. There’s so much estrogen in the air they may ovulate when they walk in." –Mr. Brosius

"We’re cheap and easy. Especially during senior week." –Mr. Brosius

"You have a change in penis status when you’re in reproduction mode." –Mrs. Walde

"You can’t break the toothpick?! Honey, buff up!" –Mr. Brosius

"I can have anything under this work station!" –Sensei

"Do not tell anyone in this institution that you guys were in Mr. Brosius’ class putting things on your tampons!" –Mr. Brosius

"If it gets to that point, get some scissors and tell her to trim those." –Mr. Miller (yes, that hair)

"Your family must have curly hair." –Mr. Miller (yes, that hair)

"If you’re not going to touch it and explore it, you can’t do the lab." –Mrs. Walde

"If you keep them moist, they’ll go pretty fast." –Mrs. Walde

"I really want you to have fun playing with them." –Mrs. Walde

"Don’t think of me as a foreigner, think of me as a giant carrot." –Sensei

"I should be apologizing to the tall people. You guys keep banging your heads into places." –Sensei

"People can’t keep it in their pants!" –Mr. Brosius

"Thanks for helping me discover myself." –Mr. Miller

"Man , that’s a really good butt job." –Mr. Miller

"I’m gonna drive this mother in!" –Mr. Null

"Don’t bring along any blow-up dolls. Leave him or her in the car. You can deal with them later." –Mr. O’Brien

~*Miscellaneous*~

"Did you ever have pre-marital sex?" –Amy (to Mr. Baker)

"Normally I give it to the ladies." –Dan Gierhart

"If this game were real life, I’d so do you and pay you for stripping." –Devilsromeo

"If I were to say I’m a lesser man, I’d say that’d make me horny." –Nate A.

"I’m going to Bush!" *pause* "President Bush, you bunch of perverts!" –David R.

"If this corner were you, I’d do it." –Devilsromeo

"Ireland’s love affair with horses…" –Some TV program

"You just stood there creaming, my friend of misery." –Metallica booklet

"My goal in life is to give these words meanings. These and those have no meaning. Sex has a meaning. What are these and those? These words need meanings to express themselves!" –Brandy

"I had to use the bathroom when I drew it." –Matt

"I don’t want to put my mouth on it!" –Sammy

"I’m coming, I’m really coming!" –Amanda T.

"This is a family center, not a make a family center!" –Patrick (from NV)

"Horny dogs in the afternoon makes me horny." –Matt S.

"I’ll do anything you want me to do." Dawn (to Mr. Baker)

"Eww, Twix! Like the cereal Twix?" -Amy F.

"Giant popcorn chikin eating asparagus tops!" –Lunchbox

"A Spongebob makeup bag, that’s so freshman!" –Ashley F.

"When he pulled down his pants, Boromir said, "It is a gift!"" –loneguardian_oftheforestrealm

"Sophomore Jeremy Graham uses expert skills to get his piece of wood the precise size." –2003 Yearbook

"I saw you licking your lips and staring at my pocky!" –Sora

"You blocked my hole, I can’t move any farther." –Sora

*I put milk bottle with a pic of a cow up to my cheest and Graham grabbed the milk* "Did that milk come from that exact cow?" –Brad

"I wanna rip Graham’s nuts off and shove it in my mouth… and hide it there." –Troy

"I’ve been sucking on this for hours and it’s still up to here!" –Troy

"Shove it in your mouth and let’s go!" –Jackie

*van makes sharp turn* "I have this weird feeling in my penis." –Troy

"You’d be a good blower if I had a paper cut on my neck." –Eric

"It was really intense in the middle." –Dan

"If you put bleach on me, I’d pop up too." –Bobby

"If you can drive, I’ll let you get off." –Troy

"Okay, let me see your drawers." –Shyla

cyclopsfish: pop that popcorn chicken in my mouth colonel sanders

"Do you know what I want to do to you right now?" –Apollonia

"Man of mystery, that pope!" –Barb

"How do you steal a train?" –Kristin

"It’s not over until the prostitute’s done!" –Dawn

"Instead of the 80’s, we’ll be experiencing the 60’s today." –Weather on the radio

"This cowboy can tie me up anytime." –Barb

*in a Schwarzenegger voice* "Barbara… the barbarian!" –Apollonia

"Schnaare. Is that like the hair care product?" –Sora

"You’re gonna give it to me and you’re gonna like it!" -Troy

"The men actually had to slow the women down." –Savannah

*taping Dawn’s crotchticular region* "Open up!" –Barb

"Dude, these things are better than blowup dolls!" –Jamie

"She can only be our friend if she lets us in and open up." –Bobby

"I was about to say what the fuck is wtf?" -Bobby

"Our cameras stopped rolling immediately after the blast.  The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run of survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere.  Pieces of meat passed high over our heads, while others were falling at our feet.  The dunes were rapidly evacuated as spectators escaped both the falling debris and the overwhelming smell." -Paul Linnman (Ch. 2 News, Oregon)